Merry Christmas


Subject: Merry Christmas
From: W.D.McKinney (deem@wdm.com)
Date: Sat Dec 22 2001 - 01:26:32 AKST


Here's one for the season:

On the Twelth Day of Christmas
My network gave to me:
Twelve kiddies scripting
Eleven users spamming
Ten trojans listening
Nine routers crashing
Eight worms still probing
Seven servers DOSing
Six switches freezing
Five flapping routes
Four calling NOCs
Three bad hubs
Two fiber cuts
And a virus on my brand new XP

(from a recent NANOG post)



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