Subject: OT: Dr. Suess Explains why computers crash
From: shortpier (shortpier@shortpier.is-a-geek.com)
Date: Mon May 26 2003 - 10:31:48 AKDT
Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers
Sometimes Crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes
your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to
report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless
and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network
is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to
tunnel
to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down
the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well
reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
gonna hang!
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to
flash
the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM then quickly turn off the
computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
WELL! That certainly clears things up for ME !
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