Subject: RE: Muslim terrorists
From: Jan Zumwalt (jwzumwalt@neatinfo.com)
Date: Fri Dec 27 2002 - 17:26:54 AKST
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide. Let's see now . . .
No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No
hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or
even frozen fish sticks.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next
door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the
guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas. You can't shave, You can't shower
to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But
your donkey has a better disposition. Your wife can't shave. The women have
to wear baggy dresses and veils all the time.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
Is there a mystery here?
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